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| A Poem for the New Puppy Owner (29th Sep 08 at 10:28am UTC) | Quote Reply | Don't smell crotches, Don't eat plants. Don't steal food Or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, Don't grab my hair. . . DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!
Don't eat those peas! Don't touch that bush! Don't chew my shoes. . . What IS that mush?
Eat your cookie, Drink your drink, Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
AWAY FROM THE CAT BOX, IT'S FOR THE CAT! (And MUST you kiss me? After that )
Yes, raising a puppy, Is not for the lazy! Though puppies are funny, They're also quite crazy.
But don't despair, Though its toil and strife. After 3 years, You'll get back your life!
So, let's go for "walkies", You can "do your thing" (And perhaps I'll get back My GOOD DIAMOND RING!)
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Quest & Kaze Owner: Marinda Bennett
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